poor frog

I’ve tasted snot with more flavour than this crap!

adj. An extremely rude insult best directed at someone who is both 1) a pain in the arse, and 2) can’t cook. The best time to say this is when the poor sap asks you if you liked the food or not.

eg.

Stupid: Yo Cate, did you like the Upside Down Turkey Surprise with Oven Roasted Weenie Chunks?

Cate: I’ve tasted snot with more flavour than this crap! *Throws food in their face*